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Lookin’ Down J.Lo’s Shirt of the Day

Apparently, J.Lo and her staff of 100, decided that this was a beautiful picture of J.Lo to post on her social media, because I guess it wasn’t showcasing her old as fuck face…while focusing on...

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J.Lo Fat Ass in Concert of the DAy

I’ve been staring at J.Lo’s ass in spandex on stage wondering why a billionaire mom of two doesn’t just age gracefully on her pile of money…instead of doing this…clearly it’s not about the money for...

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Jennifer Lopez in Possible Nipple Pic of the Day

I have no way of confirming this is J.Lo’s nipple, all I see is tanned skin and brownness that could be a nipple that has lactated at least once, while trying to nourish her dying skeleton of a husband...

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J.Lo Thinks She’s Miley of the Day

There comes a time in every middle aged popstar’s career where she throws in the towel and says “I’m too old for this, maybe I’ll just go on to sing popstars”….or she doesn’t…. I mean from what I...

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J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Compare Photoshopped Booty of the Day

Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually...

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J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Booty Teaser of the Day

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea have a song called Booty…because I guess they both have big fat asses, and asses are trendy, and white girls everywhere are celebrating their fat asses, and I am not into hip hop,...

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J.Lo Concert Picture of the Day

Sometimes…you don’t really need to write anything because a picture says 1000 words about how a bitch is too old for this, but at the same time looking her best, being the den mother in an ass obsessed...

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J.Lo Nipples on TV of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that J.Lo is fucking awful at Spanish….which is funny, because the one thing she needed to do to maintain any level authenticity to her mission as J.Lo, is to learn fucking...

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J.Lo Hard Nipple Does Complex of the Day

I think J.Lo aka Jennifer Lopez….is a fucking scam. I think her celebrity is really based on positioning and timing, but I guess it always is, the 90s were good to he and marketing to a demographic in...

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J.Lo Cleavage of the Day

J.Lo has either lost her mind, or she’s out there for a cash grab, promoting bullshit, because that’s what she does, and she’s doing it by reverting back to the same kind of big cleavage dress from a...

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Jennifer Lopez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

J.Lo is 100 fucking years old… I guess she didn’t get the message, or didn’t want you to think she is, even though she knows that latinas can do no wrong, they don’t even need to speak spanish as long...

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J.Lo is Too Old for This Squat of the Day

Here’s J.Lo in squat on stage…in lingerie…in what you’d consider her too old to do….but that she’s doing anyway…because she can’t accept being too old, even when she’s already too rich…and doesn’t need...

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J.Lo Boxing in a Movie of the Day

J.Lo has finally tapped into her Peurto Rican roots..by beating the fuck out of another girl in what looks like a ghetto brawl, up on some West Side Story shit, much like when the girl gangs of the...

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Everyone Loves J.Lo of the Day

I have seen so many MEMES on the internet this week about “J.Lo at 46 / Me at 26″….in reference to J.Lo still having what it takes, being hot, giving boners, etc… I assume that J.LO, along with her ass...

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J.Lo for TV Guide on New Years Eve of the Day

J.Lo is almost timeless, at least whoring herself out is, because her face definitely isn’t, but the idea of her is, thanks to hispanic people being totally fucking obsessed with her, in a she can’t do...

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J.Lo Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

I posted these pictures of J.LO’s weird cat suit that was struggling to contain her fat ass, not because it’s a good fat ass, but because it’s an old fat ass that needs the spandex of the suit to...

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J.Lo Robot of the Day

I saw this video of a fat and pregnant Kelly Clarkson singing some shitty fucking song about her kids or her dad or some nonsense…to celebrate being the first winner of American Idol in their final...

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J.Lo Lopez Slutty for W Magazine of the Day

Jennifer J.Lo Lopez is pretty irritating. I’m not against an old lady acting like she’s still 20 years old playing dead Selena in her breakout performance, I just find it typical of these egotistical...

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J.Lo’s Tits of the Day

J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while...

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Grandma J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while...

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